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Independence Day, July 4th Pick-up Lines

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Baby, I'll make you see stars and stripes!

You remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure

You read, white, and blew my mind.

My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.

You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.

I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.

Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.

Oh say can you see... me in your bed tonight.

You have the right to bear me in your arms.

The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.

Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.

I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.

You can pay the poll tax personally with me.

I will go full-term in your oval office.

The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!

The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.

You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.

"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?

18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!

Whooo! Party like it's 1776!

If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.

Baby I can last for waaayy more than 2 terms.

Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.

They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

I'd start a revolution for your number.

Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.

I'll do your process.

We'll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.

There's too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?

They call my bedroom the 14th colony.

Baby, you're a firework.

You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.

You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.

You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.

Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.

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