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Barney Stinson Pick-up Lines from How I Met Your Mother

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When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.

This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rection

I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"

Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!

I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.

I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.

With great penis comes great responsibility

Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.

Barney is single... it's what America has been clamoring for!

You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.

It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

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