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I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.
Is your name Mire? Because I'm making you Moisty.
I'd jump off a floating bus for you.
Wanna feel my shifty shaft?
Have you ever been sprayed by a mini gun?
Want me to Grease up your Grove tonight?
Did you come from Tilted Towers? because I would Tilt you over!
If you were a chest, I would loot you.
I promise I ain't no double-pump chump
I just survived TItled Towers, so I'm totally looted up right now
I want my shifty shaft to visit your moisty mire
Did you come from the lodge? Because I wouldn't make you lonely.
Call Me Cupid Cause I Just Landed a Crossbow Shot to your Heart.
My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon. The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.
If we were the last 2 people on earth, I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.
You turned my pants into a Moisty Mire.
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