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Airport Pick-up Lines

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Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.

I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

I'd love to be your final destination.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

Are you ready to board?

Can I claim your baggage?

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

I would give anything to be your personal item.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

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