Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.
Want to give me an australian kiss? It's like french kissing, but you're going down under.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I'm French Horny for your Tromboner.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Do these feel real to you?
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy?
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Happy Alentine's Day… I'll give you the 'V' later.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
My body has 206 Bones. Want to give me another one?
I don't feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
Hi. I have a vagina.
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