Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems.
You must be a Rogue because I was stunned when I first saw you.
Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.
I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!
Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.
Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem?
Can I raid your molten core?
Want to touch my Staff of Rampant Growth?
You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip!
I'm no Kobald, but you can take my candle anytime!
"Looking for Group"
My Heart is BOP and you just rolled
Need Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield.
It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.
You can summon my Imp!
Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods.
Want to get hammered by justice?
I have a libram of the Kama Sutra.
Hunters do it from 41 yards away.
Warlocks are masters of shadow magic.
That means we do it in the dark.
My divine purpose is to please you.
Forget that rogue. As a Druid, I've got the strength AND the agility.
Wait till you see what my combo points can do in the bed room.
Do ya wanna grind?
Do you feel it? And that just my aura.
Us druids are known for our longevity.
Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?
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