I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.
You’re a hot chick…pea eater.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.
Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy
I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.
Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?
If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
Can I cover you in agave nectar?
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
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