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Donald Trump Pick-up Lines

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Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

I’ll make your love life great again.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

Want a Tic-Tac?

You know what they say about big hands.

Is your ass ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

I've got a big dong. It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

I wanna Putin your boob in my mouth.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

Don’t play games with me because my suit is always Trump.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

Let's make a sex tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

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