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Real Estate and Realtor Pick-up Lines
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You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

My heart has full occupancy with you in my life.

You know realtors are very strong. We can flip houses.

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.

You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

You’re more than just a piece of property.

Baby, I'm not asking you for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement.

Come into my office and let's take a look at my listings.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

Home is not a place, it's a feeling. I can give you both.

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

I love you more than I love referrals.

I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?

Let's make it official and close the escrow.

There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

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