| That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 |
| What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass? |
| Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. |
| I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. |
| Your lab bench, or mine? |
| Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm. |
| Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading. |
| Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about. |
| What's your resonance frequency? |
| Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. |
| I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? |
| Wanna couple our equations tonight? |
| Can I have your significant digits? |
| I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? |
| Top quark or bottom quark? |
| You're more special than relativity. |
| My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. |
| I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? |
| How do you feel about group experiments? |
| Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. |
| Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight. |
| Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? |
| Let's exchange fermions! |
| Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done. |
| You and Me = Grand Unification |
| Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? |
| In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby. |
| Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that. |
| I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. |
| I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum. |
