Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day! |
| What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this? |
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you. |
| Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear! |
| When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched. |
| What a fine set of chalices you have. |
| It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in. |
| You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you? |
| Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me? |
| If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle. |
| Would you care to see my longsword in action? |
| You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you? |
| Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber. |
| I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you? |
| It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within. |
| I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire! |
| Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs. |
| Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours. |
| They say a knight is always as hard as his armor. |
| What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it? |
| I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess. |
| Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land. |
