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You look like trash, may I take you out?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

You look fabulous... for your age.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

How much will $20 get me?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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