| I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. |
| My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. |
| How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? |
| I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. |
| You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. |
| Hey baby, what's your sine? |
| I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? |
| By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. |
| You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. |
| Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. |
| I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. |
| I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution? |
| I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. |
| Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? |
| Hey...nice asymptote. |
| i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. |
| I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. |
| I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. |
| Can i explore your mean value? |
| Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge |
| My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function |
| You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. |
| i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. |
| Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! |
| Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge |
| Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume |
| If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you. |
| Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. |
| I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. |
| My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded |
| My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever. |
| My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing. |
| I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you |
| You've got more curves than a triple integral. |
| Honey, you're sweeter than pi. |
| If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one. |
| My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help? |
| Wanna expand my polynomial? |
