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I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'.

I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.

You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.

Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.

If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?

Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.

The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?

Can I expense you a drink?

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