| You had me at Shalom. |
| I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week. |
| can I put out your burning bush? |
| Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur? |
| Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes |
| I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years |
| Once you go Jew, nothing else will do |
| Do you want to shake my luluv? |
| If I raise my staff will it only part the sea? |
| God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak |
| I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway |
| You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise |
| Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes |
| Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog? |
| Do you want to spin my dreidel? |
| Can I come into your massada? |
| Which commandment do you want to break? |
| Want to party in my sukkah? |
| Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why... |
| Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights? |
| My apples are just dying for your honey! |
| Don't worry I won't passover you |
| I'll take you to the promised land. |
| Can I go into you garden of Eden? |
| Can I light your manorah? |
| Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you |
| God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you |
| Are you the milk or the honey I was promised? |
| That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning. |
| Got any Jewish in you? . . . Want some? |
| All I want for Channukah, is you. |
| Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden. |
| The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah. |
| The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you |
| I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed. |
| After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for |
| Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns... |
| Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven? |
| How bout I play moses and u play with my staff |
| Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you |
| If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe? |
| Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)! |
| This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you |
| Can I dip my maror in your charoset |
| How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive |
| Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now. |
| When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching! |
| Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman? |
| I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul. |
| Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal. |
| A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through. |
| In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home? |
