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Halloween Pick-up Lines!
| I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots... |
| That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am. |
| When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look. |
| Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself! |
| Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight! |
| Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight. |
| Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places! |
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