You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
Nice set of parabolas!
I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You’re like the top of an Intel Processor - very hot!
Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.
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