| I came here looking for a little tail. |
| Is it warm in here, or are you in heat? |
| I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine. |
| Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!! |
| I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you. |
| When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment! |
| Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life. |
| Baby, you are what I call a hot dog! |
| Come on, don't make me beg! |
| Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog? |
| Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat? |
| Did you win "best in show"?, because you sure are a winner to me. |
| Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar? |