Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
Got 8 seconds?
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle...
I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be ridin bareback all night.
Are you a cowgirl? Cause I can see you riding me.
I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
No need to be alarmed ma’am, that’s not a pistol in my pocket.
I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
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