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Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
For you I would slay two Goliaths.
You float my ark.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Bathsheba had nothing on you.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
You make me want to be a better Christian.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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