| If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. |
| You're so hot, you denature my proteins. |
| Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? |
| You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. |
| You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. |
| Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? |
| I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. |
| I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers. |
| We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. |
| You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. |
| You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. |
| If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. |
| Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? |
| Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand. |
| Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack! |
| Do you want to extract some protein from my column? |
| According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. |
| Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered. |
| How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond? |
| If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? |
| We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. |
| My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you! |
| I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. |
| You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. |
| I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. |
| You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage. |
| Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters? |
| Hey baby, want to form a zygote? |
| It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat |
| If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience) |
| Want to be my substrate/enzyme? |
| If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? |
| If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you. |
| If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar. |
| Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away |
| I want to stick to u like glue-cose. |
| You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. |
| Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction. |
| You give me more jolt than a mitochondria! |
| Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. |
| I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. |
| I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid. |
| Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do? |
